::FAMOUS FOAMY QUOTES::
Episode: Postal Event
"See! He-Was-The filthy one!"
"Ugh! Bringin tears to my eyes!"
"Yeah I got a question....YOU IS THE PERSON..ON THIS LINE THAT SMELLS SO BAD!!??"
"What the hell are you wearing?"
"Is that some kind of weird perfume or does your body actually naturally smell that? It's FUCKING filthy!"
"Cant you people just shower!? Just once in your life pick up a bar of soap and put it underneath your arms!!?? *deep breath* BE CONSIDERATE MAN!!"
"*eye twitches 4 times* I CANT STAND THE FUNK!! .......*sings quickly* cant stand the funk -tikki too-"
"Columbo's got this cool catch phrase where he goes....-Neea! one more question, neea!-"
"Maybe I can hire him for a case yanno?..........and then I can find out WHO ON THIS LINE SMELLS LIKE CRAP!!"
"Whoever smells, if you just admit you smell I'll take you to one of them cheap 99 cents stores and buy ya some soap!"
Episode: Almost Serious Suicide
"Hey! Whatcha doin!? Whats that!?"
"Ahhhhhh! Thats one of them guns with the bullets and everything the ones where they shoot the people, and they go boom!"
Episodes:Squirrel Talk
"Do I give a fuck if that fat fuck cant find some fat free cookies to stuff her fat fuckin faces with!?"
Does this place sell like Biscotti and stuff like that!? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"I think in my past life I was a stereo....yanno the things with the cd's players and- I think I could have been a sony..."
Episode: Foamy Thoughts
"How come your hair is purple? Howd you get it to be purple?"
"And why'd you get everything pierced? Why are your ears all pierced? Does that- Does that nose ring hurt? Does it make you sneeze? Does it ticckle your nose?...Does it tickle your nose? I stil lthink your hair is still purple? How'd you get it to be purple? What id I dyed my hair purple? Would I be a purple squirrel? Would I just walk around and be purple? Would I be a gothic-Purple-Squirrel?"
"How come you got your nose pierced? Did I ask that? I think I did..."
"Whats wrong wich yer brain!?"
Episode: Club Advice
"You know...Im not one for swearing..but why the FUCK are we in this place!?"
"You just sit here every week and write stupid poetry that nobody is gonna read because your insane!"
"Arnt you one of those weird little goth punk people who arnt supposed to have hope whatsoever!?"
"Because with you...the sky is dark..and the world is black! And everybody.........SUCKS!"