Louis Stevens: Whats living if you never pull down your shorts and slide on the ice, Ren?!!!

My foot is stuck in the toilet!" -Ren

"What part of 'bacon' don't you understand?"-Beans

"Darn! I just had to have that second stack of pancakes!"-Coach Tugnut

"Whats up dawgs!?And thats spelled D-A-W-G-S!"-Tom

"Your not getting MY matador!"-Louis

"I cant sleep without my nighty lighty"-Twitty

"Got a phlegm,Lotta mucus..so Im calling it,uh,phlucus"-Louis

"Well,no Tom, this is McStinker The Town Drinker"-Steve Stevens

"Who's The Sucker Now,Louis?"-Beans

"I am making a quality cucumber shake here!"-Louis

"I was in such a hurry to climb the tree that I punched a squirrel"-Eileen

"Suddenly, I got a hankerin for some moo juice"-Tom

You gotta understand, I tried to be mature and cool.  And, the next thing I know, I'm up on stage wearing Tom's pants!"-Louis

"Holy bundt cakes!"-Principal Wexler

::Tawnie: I've never had a boyfriend before  

Louis: Me neither::

"I cant go back on a bribe, Ive got integrity"-Coach Tugnut

"If your gonna walk on a guy's back take off your hiking boots!"-Louis

"Prepare for pain!"-Ren

::Ren: Your the most INFURIATING!!!

Louis: YOUR THE MOST IN..FER...IN....A...GER...TING!!!!::

"I just realized my bladder is half full, or half empty, depending on how you look at it"-Louis

"THIS ONES CALLED LOBSTER ATTACK!!"-Louis

"You see Beansy, that'd why we never invite you to our...uhh..'social group meetings'"-Louis

"I farted"-Beans